Thursday, May 24, 2007

This one is for all the moms out there

A man came home from work and found his three
children outside, still in
their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food
boxes and wrappers strewn
all around the front yard. The door of his wife's
car was open, as was the
front door to the house and there was no sign of
the cat. Proceeding into
the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp
had been knocked over, and
the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the
front room the TV was
loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family
room was strewn with toys
and various items of clothing. In the kitchen,
dishes filled the sink,
breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the
fridge door was open wide,
cat food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass
lay under the table, and a
small pile of sand was spread by the back door He
quickly headed up the
stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife.
He was worried she may be ill, or that something
serious had happened. He
was met with a small trickle of water as it made
its way out the bathroom
door. As he peered inside he found wet towels,
scummy soap and more toys
strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay
in a heap and toothpaste
had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he
rushed to t he bedroom, he
found his wife still curled up in the bed in her
pajamas, reading a novel.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his
day went. He looked at her
bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"
She again smiled and
answered, "You know every day when you come home
from work and you ask me
what in the world did I do today?" "Yes," was his
incredulous reply. She
answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

Priceless!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Very funny!!